The joke of the day is the perfect little break from routine.
Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, hoping for a quiet afternoon away from everyone and everything.
But just as we arrived at the entrance, I suddenly froze.
Parked right there, in front of the hotel, was my father-in-law’s car.
My heart stopped for a second. If he saw me there, with another woman, my life would become a complete disaster.
In that moment, all my desire disappeared. I quickly explained to my mistress that it was impossible today, that something urgent had come up, and that we had to leave immediately.
She was not happy at all. In fact, she left extremely upset.
I stayed behind for a moment, angry, frustrated, and full of nerves. Then, without thinking too much, I walked over to my father-in-law’s car and broke both side mirrors.
After that, I went home.
The next day, I decided to visit him, partly out of curiosity and partly because I wanted to laugh at the fact that his car now had no mirrors.
When I arrived, he looked very upset.
So I asked him, pretending to be innocent, “What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.”
He exploded, “How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
