Story: Norman and the lady

Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night and takes her up to her room. He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age.

But needing some reassurance, he asks,

‘How am I doing? ‘

The lady smoothly replies,

‘Well Norman, you old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.

‘Three knots?’ he asks. ‘What’s that supposed to mean? ‘

She says, ‘You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back.’

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