Story: As he walked up to the old lady’s car – Best Funny

As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid.

He leaned down to the old lady’s window and noticed she was as calm as could be.

“Do you know why I pulled you over, Ma’am? ”

“No, I do not,” she replied sweetly.

“You were going 10mph on the highway that’s a serious hazard for other drivers. ”

The officer couldn’t help but glance at the three terrified passengers. The little old lady pointed at the sign nearby.

“Isn’t the speed limit 10? ”

The officer looked at the sign and laughed.

“ Ma’am, that’s the sign telling you which highway you’re on Interstate 10. ”

The little old lady burst out in a fit of giggles,

“Oh, I’m sorry! ”

The officer decided it was an honest mistake and was going to let her go. But curiosity got the better of him.

“Can I ask … “Can I ask why your passengers are so scared? ”

The little old lady laughed again.

“Probably because I just got off Interstate 175.”

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