A teacher told his students,
“The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early.”
Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face.
“Who threw that?!” the teacher shouted, angrily.
“Me!” piped up a voice from the back of the classroom. “Can I leave now?”
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother?…
The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” he asks shyly….
There are many things to do when you want to relax but for some people, there is nothing quite like going out and hitting some golf balls….
A couple was roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zipper. He told his…
Fish goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “Hello, sir. What brings you in today?” The fish replies, “Everything. I hurt my back at work, I have…
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…