Story: A woman sat down on a park bench

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.

After awhile a beggar came up to her and said,

“Hello, Luv, how about us going for a walk together?”

“How dare you!” said the woman, “I’m not one of your cheap pickups!”

“Well, then,” said the beggar,

“What are you doing in my bed?”

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