Story: A husband & wife visited a farm

A husband and wife decided to spend a quiet day visiting a farm.

As they walked around with the farm manager, they looked at the animals, the barns, and the fields. Everything seemed peaceful until they passed by a bull mating with a cow.

The wife noticed it immediately and, with a curious smile, turned to the farm manager.

“Tell me,” she asked, “how many times does a bull mate in a day?”

The farm manager answered casually, “Oh, about six times a day.”

The wife’s eyes widened. She slowly turned toward her husband, gave him a very meaningful look, and said, “You see!”

The husband said nothing at first. He just looked at the bull, then at the cow, then back at the farm manager.

After a few seconds, he cleared his throat and asked, “Wait a minute. You mean six times a day with the same cow?”

The farm manager quickly shook his head.

“No, no,” he said. “With different cows every day.”

The husband smiled, turned toward his wife, and said, “You see!”

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