The young man says to his date,
“I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?”
The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches through her purse, finally dumping the contents on the table between them.
She searches through the pile and finally finds a small spray bottle.
She examines the label and announces, “Here it is… ‘Unforgettable’.”
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband…
Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the…
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets;…
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other: “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied…
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother?…
The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” he asks shyly….