Reading Diet

A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and…

Steve got a job as a lumberjack. And on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.” Steve took…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident….

An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his…

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to…

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband…

The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches…

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the…

A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets;…