Reading Diet

A newly married couple is in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond….

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell…

During a sermon a pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left. “ All the men in the church moved to…

A farmer stopped by the local garage to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far away…

Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says the…

The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works…

Two deaf men were sitting together in a small coffee shop, enjoying their drinks and catching up. After a while, the conversation turned to marriage. One of…

When I was a student in high school, I had a teacher who was very attractive but older. Now when I say older, I mean “older” to…

As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old…

This Is Truly Hilarious. Little Johnny kept disrupting his third-grade class by regularly letting loud fa.rts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing…

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better…