Reading Diet

The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works…

Two deaf men were sitting together in a small coffee shop, enjoying their drinks and catching up. After a while, the conversation turned to marriage. One of…

When I was a student in high school, I had a teacher who was very attractive but older. Now when I say older, I mean “older” to…

As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old…

This Is Truly Hilarious. Little Johnny kept disrupting his third-grade class by regularly letting loud fa.rts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing…

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better…

A wife was having a very busy day and realized she would get home much later than usual. Knowing that the house still needed attention, she picked…

A woman with a well-known love for drinking walked into a small neighborhood bar one evening. As soon as she stepped inside, she noticed a sign hanging…

A mother took her young son to the dentist because he had a bad tooth that needed to be pulled. Before the procedure, she asked the dentist,…

One afternoon, John was standing in his backyard when he happened to look over the fence into his neighbor Sam’s garden. To his surprise, he saw Sam’s…

A husband and wife decided to spend a quiet day visiting a farm. As they walked around with the farm manager, they looked at the animals, the…