Reading Diet

A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went…

Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well, that…

One morning, at exactly 3:00 a.m., the phone rang in Jeff’s house. The whole house was silent, so the ringing sounded even louder than usual. Jeff opened…

Two fishermen were enjoying a quiet afternoon on the lake. The sun was shining, the water was calm, and neither man had caught anything worth bragging about….

A blonde was driving down a quiet country road one afternoon, humming along to the radio and enjoying the drive. Everything was going perfectly. Then suddenly, she…

A husband and wife had one of those arguments that seemed to start over nothing and somehow turned into a full-scale marital crisis. Within minutes, voices were…

A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and…

Steve got a job as a lumberjack. And on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.” Steve took…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident….

An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He…